HORRIBLE IDEA FOR A COMEDY SKETCH
I recently found a piece of paper with this idea that I wrote this when I was 14 or 15. I don’t even recognize the person who wrote this and he’s me. It’s just a sketch of a horrible idea, although I wouldn’t be surprised if worse ideas have been pitched at Saturday Night Live, but two wrongs do not make a right so without further ado…
a dog flies into a guys eye. the guy goes to the hospital.
front desk:
receptionist: is there an emergency?
guy w/dog: yes! there’s a dog in my eye!
receptionist: fill out these forms and a doctor will see you in about 30 minutes.
later in the operating room:
doctor: Nurse, I’m trying to concentrate but there’s a dog in this man’s eye. It’s freaking me out!!!
guy w/dog: oh gosh, he’s getting heavy. get it out, get it out.
and that’s all that was on the paper.
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